Assorted Flavor: Erotic Dark Chocolate (because he's big, black, and beautiful*)
Our resident comedic genius and left-hand side of the almighty King Pantyriader, Aku spends his time scandalizing woman with lines like "Your eyes are even bluer than the water in my toilet" and cooing at his puppy in sunny California. Unable to resist the draw of ASS, Aku joined the company in September and quickly became a crowd favorite, thus making him a perfect choice to represent ASS a one of the P.R. Representatives. Aku was bequethed the title "Human Furnace" by Scarliatta Pantyraider for his inability to ever feel the bittersweet touch of cold.
*No alpha males were harmed in the making of this nickname
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